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September 1st, 2010 |

A guy walks into a shop bric-a-brac and sees an ornamental brass rat ……..?

…….. The kind of thing a woman of a certain age love to put on the shelf the fireplace. He believes "it will be perfect for the birthday" of the mother, and she asked the merchant how much is ". 25 pounds for rat, 100 pounds for the story, "replied the man." Forget the story, "says the uncle, and so acquires the rat by 25 pounds. He walks down the road, but has not gone 30 yards when a rat comes out of the gutter and starts to follow. Soon after arriving, and within minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the uncle, to keep walking until you reach a cliff. Throw in bronze rat, and millions of rats follow one after each other, plunging to certain death. The guy who runs back to the store ….. "Aaaah," says the shopkeeper, "you back to the" history "Screw the story – as you have the brass man utd fan? "Roflmao = D

That's fucking great! Love it:)

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